Your Girlfriend's Boyfriend

it is sad that all you know is
all the lyrics to guns and roses
appetite for destruction
while preforming acts of reproduction
it is sad that she has to
wake up right next to you
she can't help it, what can she do
all i know is that i should inform you

you know your girlfriend
has a jerk for a boyfriend
and she should seriously try to consider
seeing other guys
with her soft brown eyes
you wasted all those times you could have kissed her

it is sad that you rarely
wash your hands after you go pee
or even after a crap yeah
stop giving your wiener a slap yeah
it is sad that you don't go
watch your girl instead of porno
she can't help it, what can she do
all i know is that i should inform you

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