My Band's Gonna Kick Your Ass

so you don't like the way i made fun of your name
or the fact that i said your dance moves are pretty lame
or the way that i spilled my drink on your t-shirt
what do you mean i about to get hurt?

so you punched me in the face and probably broke my nose
now it's bleeding and there's blood all over my clothes
no wonder it hurt, you gotta fist full of keys
next thing i knew she knocked out both of my knees

hey hey turn away you better run fast
my band is coming back and they'll kick your ass
hey hey turn away you better run fast
my band is coming back and they'll kick your ass

i'm sorry if i said that your friends don't look so cool
and i'd be surprised if they graduated high school
cause one has half a mullet and one has a lazy eye
i saw you give me the bird and say that i'm about to die

indian burn my arm til it gets all red
then drop kick me in the back of the head
kick me while i'm down till my ribs are good and brusied
knee me in the stomach so i puke onto my shoes

you pull me up by my hair and some of it came out
karate chopped my throat so no one can hear me shout
i'm choking on my teeth from the elbo to the jaw
my head hit the floor and she's the last thing that i saw....

pretty girl why are you still beating me up
pretty girl why are standing on my nuts
pretty girl i'm already unconcious can't you see
pretty girl please leave you know my band is gonna laugh at me

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