Ass Plow (Never Wanna See You)

My ex-girlfriend can kiss my ass
for trying to make me move to fast
and obviously that didn't last
now did it? admit it.  I'm just an idiot....

and it's one for the bottle
and two fake breasts
it's three little words
and a hole in my chest
four girls in Vegas cost
five months rent
and six of my kids are illegitamate

and i never want to see you again
our time together has been pretty grim

and i never wanna see you
never wanna see you
never wanna see you again
and i never wanna see you
never wanna see you
never wanna see you again

Our old drummer can suck my balls
cause he owes me money, never returns my calls
we should have left his ass in Cedar Falls
last summer, it's a bummer, i heard he gave his dog a hummer...

That bartender can lick my crack
cause he told my friend Ben he could have more Jack
cause he supposedly puked in the back
of the bar, where's the car, i hope it's not very far...

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